A midfield maestro blessed with the ladies touch, Turner's boundless energy is the lubricant that oils the Super A's machine.\r\n\r\nTurner's suspect ankles and Aboriginal upbringing have hampered his onion harvest in recent season, but fans hope for a return to form soon.
| Date ↑ | Opponent | Result | Goals | MOTM | Cautions | Dismissals | Season |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 07/04/13 | Disco Ninjas | 8-6 | - | - | - | - | 17 |
| 12/12/10 | Plough and Horses | 6-8 | 2 | - | - | - | 10 |
| 26/09/10 | Fuel Customer Priority | 3-10 | 1 | - | - | - | 9 |
| 05/09/10 | Frutti Di Mare | 14-6 | 5 | - | - | - | 9 |
| 30/05/10 | Boundary FC | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 8 |
| 23/05/10 | Fuel Customer Priority | 2-9 | 1 | - | - | - | 8 |
| 16/05/10 | 5IVE | 2-6 | - | - | - | - | 8 |
| 18/04/10 | El Paso | 5-3 | 2 | - | - | - | 8 |
| 11/04/10 | U.B.O.C. | 6-4 | 3 | - | - | - | 8 |
| 28/03/10 | Static Data | 2-9 | - | - | - | - | 8 |
| 28/03/10 | Boundary FC | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 8 |
| 14/03/10 | Static Data | 0-10 | - | Yes | - | - | 7 |
| 24/01/10 | Static Data | 2-4 | - | - | - | - | 7 |
| 20/12/09 | West End Wanderers | 15-6 | 3 | - | - | - | 7 |
| 13/12/09 | U.B.O.C. | 10-3 | 2 | - | - | - | 7 |
| 29/11/09 | El Paso | 2-9 | 1 | - | - | - | 6 |
| 22/11/09 | Minety | 5-5 | 1 | - | - | - | 6 |
| 15/11/09 | U.B.O.C. | 2-3 | 2 | - | - | - | 6 |
| 08/11/09 | Green Park | 3-3 | 2 | Yes | - | - | 6 |
| 18/10/09 | Flat Back Four | 10-0 | - | Yes | - | - | 6 |
| 11/10/09 | El Paso | 5-3 | 1 | Yes | - | - | 6 |
| 06/09/09 | VJJ | 6-4 | - | - | - | - | 6 |
| 16/08/09 | Flat Back Four | 3-3 | - | - | - | - | 5 |
| 09/08/09 | Minety | 2-7 | - | - | - | - | 5 |
| 28/06/09 | 5IVE | 4-7 | 1 | - | - | - | 5 |
| 14/06/09 | Flat Back Four | 4-5 | - | - | - | - | 5 |
| 07/06/09 | Minety | 1-4 | - | Yes | - | - | 5 |
| 31/05/09 | VJJ | 2-2 | - | - | - | - | 5 |
| 31/05/09 | U.B.O.C. | 4-1 | - | - | - | - | 5 |
| 17/05/09 | Green Park | 1-9 | - | - | - | - | 5 |
| 22/03/09 | Dynamo Kebab | 4-6 | 1 | - | - | - | 4 |
| 15/03/09 | El Paso | 2-18 | - | - | - | - | 4 |
| 08/03/09 | U.B.O.C. | 3-15 | - | - | - | - | 4 |
| 01/03/09 | Real So So Bad | 5-8 | 1 | - | - | - | 4 |
| 15/02/09 | Team Wang | 9-3 | - | Yes | - | - | 4 |
| 18/01/09 | U.B.O.C. | 5-4 | - | - | - | - | 3 |
| 23/11/08 | It's Back | 3-6 | 1 | - | - | - | 3 |
| 16/11/08 | El Paso | 8-1 | - | - | 1 | - | 3 |
| 02/11/08 | Team Wang | 7-6 | 2 | - | - | - | 3 |
| 26/10/08 | Real So So Bad | 6-13 | 2 | - | - | - | 3 |
| 19/10/08 | Dynamo Kebab | 7-6 | 1 | - | - | - | 3 |
| 05/10/08 | YOH FC | 1-15 | - | - | - | - | 2 |
| 21/09/08 | Green Park | 3-4 | 2 | - | - | - | 2 |
| 14/09/08 | Unsung Heroes | 3-7 | 1 | Yes | - | - | 2 |
| 07/09/08 | Real Ale Madrid | 9-3 | 3 | Yes | - | - | 2 |
| 31/08/08 | Rigford Sea-Hawks | 1-6 | - | - | - | - | 2 |
| 24/08/08 | Oceans 11 | 1-7 | - | - | - | - | 2 |
| 20/07/08 | Matraquilhos FC | 5-6 | 1 | - | - | - | 2 |
| 13/07/08 | Rigford Sea-Hawks | 2-10 | - | - | - | - | 2 |
| 15/06/08 | My Left Foot | 5-8 | - | Yes | - | - | 1 |
| 08/06/08 | Belarussian Domination | 5-8 | - | - | - | - | 1 |
| 01/06/08 | Rigford Sea-Hawks | 2-4 | - | - | - | - | 1 |
| 25/05/08 | One Flew Into the Keepers Net | 5-7 | 1 | Yes | - | - | 1 |
| 18/05/08 | Sugary Teas | 2-7 | - | - | - | - | 1 |