Match statistics: season 1
Season: 424140393837363534333231302928272625242322212019181716151413121110987654321 All seasons
Played: 8
Won: 1
Lost: 7
Drawn: 0
Goals scored: 33
Goals conceded: 54
Points per game: 0.38
Avg goals scored: 4.13
Avg goals conceded: 6.75
| Date ↓ | Opponent | Result | Scored | Conceded | Season |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18/05/08 | Sugary Teas | 2-7 | 2 | 7 | 1 |
| 25/05/08 | One Flew Into the Keepers Net | 5-7 | 5 | 7 | 1 |
| 01/06/08 | Rigford Sea-Hawks | 2-4 | 2 | 4 | 1 |
| 08/06/08 | Belarussian Domination | 5-8 | 5 | 8 | 1 |
| 15/06/08 | My Left Foot | 5-8 | 5 | 8 | 1 |
| 22/06/08 | FC Mackenhegan | 7-1 | 7 | 1 | 1 |
| 29/06/08 | Unsung Heroes | 2-5 | 2 | 5 | 1 |
| 29/06/08 | Sugary Teas | 5-14 | 5 | 14 | 1 |