G. Holms

G. Holms
Squad number: 12
Country: GB
Age: 44
Approx. height (cm): 0
Approx. weight (kg): 0
Debut: 25/04/10
Last match: 13/05/12
Appearances: 35
Wins: 15
Losses: 17
Draws: 3
Goals: 34
Man of the match: 9

Profile

Despite hailing from a country that is devoid of football talent, \"Jock\" Holms has endeared himself to fans in the Grammar End with his muscular, Irn Bru-fuelled displays.

Appearances

Date ↓OpponentResultGoalsMOTMCautionsDismissalsSeason
25/04/10Bayer Munch 'Em10-0----8
03/05/10One Flew Into the Keepers Net2-10----8
16/05/105IVE2-61Yes--8
30/05/10Boundary FC10-0----8
06/06/10Static Data5-152---8
13/06/10U.B.O.C.4-10----8
20/06/10El Paso7-101---8
05/07/10One Flew Into the Keepers Net7-3----8
18/07/105IVE4-2----8
25/07/10Fuel Customer Priority4-81Yes--9
08/08/10It's Back3-141Yes--9
15/08/10R.I.P Hull City FC4-91Yes1-9
29/08/10U.B.O.C.5-61-1-9
05/09/10Frutti Di Mare14-65Yes--9
19/09/105IVE3-111---9
10/10/10It's Back2-111-1-9
21/11/105IVE10-0----9
12/12/10Plough and Horses6-82Yes--10
09/01/11El Paso6-5----10
16/01/11Tama Kelly6-63Yes1-10
30/01/11To Be Confirmed10-0----10
13/02/11Team Wang3-31---10
20/02/11Plough and Horses7-6----10
27/02/11El Paso7-62---10
06/03/11Albannach7-75Yes--10
13/03/11Plough and Horses10-0----11
21/08/11Tama Kelly2-5----12
28/08/11AC Slater2-7--1-12
04/09/116-15--1-12
26/09/11Five Rivers10-0----13
16/10/11Team Wang2-111---13
30/10/11Land Pirates9-5----13
13/11/11Five Rivers10-51---13
27/11/11Real Galette13-74Yes--13
13/05/12AC Slater6-11----14