By-product of a curious post-Falklands experiment combining testosterone with cheetah semen, Dunne's limitless energy leaves opponents weeping with despair.\r\n\r\nFamously, Dunne once ran for the 55 bus, but, being distracted by skimpy quadroboobia, continued running until Leyton Buzzard.
| Date ↑ | Opponent | Result | Goals | MOTM | Cautions | Dismissals | Season |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26/10/14 | Grim Reapers | 7-4 | 1 | - | - | - | 22 |
| 19/10/14 | The Unknowns | 7-18 | 4 | - | - | - | 22 |
| 05/10/14 | The Dink Appreciation Society | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 22 |
| 27/07/14 | Bunt FC | 8-10 | 1 | - | - | - | 21 |
| 13/07/14 | The One And Only Szczesny Hawks | 4-16 | 2 | - | - | - | 21 |
| 22/06/14 | HDFC | 5-6 | 2 | - | - | - | 21 |
| 08/06/14 | Real Galette | 5-10 | 2 | - | - | - | 21 |
| 11/05/14 | The One And Only Szczesny Hawks | 5-8 | - | - | - | - | 21 |
| 27/04/14 | HDFC | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 21 |
| 27/04/14 | Anthony's Team | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 21 |
| 13/04/14 | Grim Reapers | 1-11 | - | Yes | - | - | 21 |
| 16/03/14 | Real Galette | 9-4 | 3 | - | - | - | 20 |
| 09/03/14 | S.E-Mens-V | 10-8 | 3 | - | - | - | 20 |
| 02/03/14 | Recreativa Athletic Club de Football | 11-4 | 3 | Yes | - | - | 20 |
| 23/02/14 | El Paso | 4-4 | - | - | - | - | 20 |
| 08/12/13 | Internazionale Peckham | 4-11 | - | - | - | - | 19 |
| 08/12/13 | Grim Reapers | 4-11 | 3 | - | - | - | 19 |
| 17/11/13 | Five Rivers | 12-8 | 2 | - | - | - | 19 |
| 01/09/13 | Grim Reapers | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 18 |
| 18/08/13 | Liquid Football | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 18 |
| 11/08/13 | FC Copenbadly | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 18 |
| 04/08/13 | U.B.O.C. | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 18 |
| 28/07/13 | Poal Town | 4-6 | - | - | - | - | 18 |
| 23/06/13 | One Flew Into the Keepers Net | 9-3 | 2 | - | - | - | 18 |
| 02/06/13 | U.B.O.C. | 11-4 | 2 | - | - | - | 18 |
| 26/05/13 | Poal Town | 7-11 | 3 | Yes | - | - | 18 |
| 05/05/13 | Gash United | 9-4 | 2 | Yes | - | - | 17 |
| 28/04/13 | Smack My Pitch Up | 14-4 | 6 | Yes | - | - | 17 |
| 21/04/13 | One Flew Into the Keepers Net | 11-7 | 3 | - | - | - | 17 |
| 24/03/13 | Poal Town | 3-4 | - | - | - | - | 17 |
| 03/03/13 | One Flew Into the Keepers Net | 4-2 | 1 | - | - | - | 17 |
| 24/02/13 | Albannach | 12-8 | 3 | - | - | - | 17 |
| 10/02/13 | Marlborough & Friends | 10-8 | 5 | Yes | - | - | 17 |
| 03/02/13 | Poal Town | 13-7 | 5 | Yes | - | - | 17 |
| 25/11/12 | Albannach Mk II | 6-9 | - | - | - | - | 16 |
| 18/11/12 | NWR Victoria FC | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 16 |
| 05/11/12 | ABCDE FC | 13-0 | 9 | Yes | - | - | 16 |
| 28/10/12 | Five Rivers | 8-8 | - | - | - | - | 16 |
| 14/10/12 | AC Slater | 5-8 | 2 | - | - | - | 16 |
| 30/09/12 | West End Wanderers | 7-3 | - | - | - | - | 16 |
| 23/09/12 | Albannach Mk II | 5-4 | - | Yes | - | - | 16 |
| 02/09/12 | ABCDE FC | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 16 |
| 12/08/12 | AC Slater | 3-8 | - | Yes | - | - | 16 |
| 29/07/12 | West End Wanderers | 5-2 | 1 | Yes | - | - | 16 |
| 22/07/12 | Liquid Football | 4-10 | - | - | - | - | 15 |
| 27/05/12 | West End Wanderers | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 15 |
| 20/05/12 | AC Slater | 8-10 | 5 | Yes | - | - | 15 |
| 29/04/12 | Sons Of A Pitch | 8-9 | 1 | - | - | - | 14 |
| 29/04/12 | Tama Kelly | 11-7 | 4 | Yes | - | - | 14 |
| 15/04/12 | Real Masson | 9-17 | 1 | - | - | - | 14 |
| 15/04/12 | Athletic AA | 11-7 | 1 | - | - | - | 14 |
| 04/03/12 | Liquid Football | 3-20 | - | Yes | - | - | 14 |
| - | - | 184 | - | - | - |