By-product of a curious post-Falklands experiment combining testosterone with cheetah semen, Dunne's limitless energy leaves opponents weeping with despair.\r\n\r\nFamously, Dunne once ran for the 55 bus, but, being distracted by skimpy quadroboobia, continued running until Leyton Buzzard.
| Date ↓ | Opponent | Result | Goals | MOTM | Cautions | Dismissals | Season |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| - | - | 184 | - | - | - | ||
| 04/03/12 | Liquid Football | 3-20 | - | Yes | - | - | 14 |
| 15/04/12 | Athletic AA | 11-7 | 1 | - | - | - | 14 |
| 15/04/12 | Real Masson | 9-17 | 1 | - | - | - | 14 |
| 29/04/12 | Tama Kelly | 11-7 | 4 | Yes | - | - | 14 |
| 29/04/12 | Sons Of A Pitch | 8-9 | 1 | - | - | - | 14 |
| 20/05/12 | AC Slater | 8-10 | 5 | Yes | - | - | 15 |
| 27/05/12 | West End Wanderers | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 15 |
| 22/07/12 | Liquid Football | 4-10 | - | - | - | - | 15 |
| 29/07/12 | West End Wanderers | 5-2 | 1 | Yes | - | - | 16 |
| 12/08/12 | AC Slater | 3-8 | - | Yes | - | - | 16 |
| 02/09/12 | ABCDE FC | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 16 |
| 23/09/12 | Albannach Mk II | 5-4 | - | Yes | - | - | 16 |
| 30/09/12 | West End Wanderers | 7-3 | - | - | - | - | 16 |
| 14/10/12 | AC Slater | 5-8 | 2 | - | - | - | 16 |
| 28/10/12 | Five Rivers | 8-8 | - | - | - | - | 16 |
| 05/11/12 | ABCDE FC | 13-0 | 9 | Yes | - | - | 16 |
| 18/11/12 | NWR Victoria FC | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 16 |
| 25/11/12 | Albannach Mk II | 6-9 | - | - | - | - | 16 |
| 03/02/13 | Poal Town | 13-7 | 5 | Yes | - | - | 17 |
| 10/02/13 | Marlborough & Friends | 10-8 | 5 | Yes | - | - | 17 |
| 24/02/13 | Albannach | 12-8 | 3 | - | - | - | 17 |
| 03/03/13 | One Flew Into the Keepers Net | 4-2 | 1 | - | - | - | 17 |
| 24/03/13 | Poal Town | 3-4 | - | - | - | - | 17 |
| 21/04/13 | One Flew Into the Keepers Net | 11-7 | 3 | - | - | - | 17 |
| 28/04/13 | Smack My Pitch Up | 14-4 | 6 | Yes | - | - | 17 |
| 05/05/13 | Gash United | 9-4 | 2 | Yes | - | - | 17 |
| 26/05/13 | Poal Town | 7-11 | 3 | Yes | - | - | 18 |
| 02/06/13 | U.B.O.C. | 11-4 | 2 | - | - | - | 18 |
| 23/06/13 | One Flew Into the Keepers Net | 9-3 | 2 | - | - | - | 18 |
| 28/07/13 | Poal Town | 4-6 | - | - | - | - | 18 |
| 04/08/13 | U.B.O.C. | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 18 |
| 11/08/13 | FC Copenbadly | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 18 |
| 18/08/13 | Liquid Football | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 18 |
| 01/09/13 | Grim Reapers | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 18 |
| 17/11/13 | Five Rivers | 12-8 | 2 | - | - | - | 19 |
| 08/12/13 | Grim Reapers | 4-11 | 3 | - | - | - | 19 |
| 08/12/13 | Internazionale Peckham | 4-11 | - | - | - | - | 19 |
| 23/02/14 | El Paso | 4-4 | - | - | - | - | 20 |
| 02/03/14 | Recreativa Athletic Club de Football | 11-4 | 3 | Yes | - | - | 20 |
| 09/03/14 | S.E-Mens-V | 10-8 | 3 | - | - | - | 20 |
| 16/03/14 | Real Galette | 9-4 | 3 | - | - | - | 20 |
| 13/04/14 | Grim Reapers | 1-11 | - | Yes | - | - | 21 |
| 27/04/14 | Anthony's Team | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 21 |
| 27/04/14 | HDFC | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 21 |
| 11/05/14 | The One And Only Szczesny Hawks | 5-8 | - | - | - | - | 21 |
| 08/06/14 | Real Galette | 5-10 | 2 | - | - | - | 21 |
| 22/06/14 | HDFC | 5-6 | 2 | - | - | - | 21 |
| 13/07/14 | The One And Only Szczesny Hawks | 4-16 | 2 | - | - | - | 21 |
| 27/07/14 | Bunt FC | 8-10 | 1 | - | - | - | 21 |
| 05/10/14 | The Dink Appreciation Society | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 22 |
| 19/10/14 | The Unknowns | 7-18 | 4 | - | - | - | 22 |
| 26/10/14 | Grim Reapers | 7-4 | 1 | - | - | - | 22 |