A no-nonsense Yorkshireman with an eye for goal, \"guarantee\" Farnsworth has a reputation for terrorising defences with his ferocious shooting power (typically in excess of 350mph). Somehow this skill does not translate to the penalty spot, where Farnsworth has sent many a spot kick skywards.
| Date ↑ | Opponent | Result | Goals | MOTM | Cautions | Dismissals | Season |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29/08/10 | U.B.O.C. | 5-6 | 4 | Yes | - | - | 9 |
| 22/08/10 | Static Data | 8-6 | 2 | - | - | - | 9 |
| 25/07/10 | Fuel Customer Priority | 4-8 | 2 | Yes | - | - | 9 |
| 18/07/10 | 5IVE | 4-2 | - | - | - | - | 8 |
| 11/07/10 | It's Back | 6-8 | - | - | - | - | 8 |
| 28/03/10 | Static Data | 2-9 | 1 | - | - | - | 8 |
| 28/03/10 | Boundary FC | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 8 |
| 07/03/10 | Team Wang | 4-2 | 3 | - | - | - | 7 |
| 28/02/10 | Centrepoint FC | 12-5 | 6 | - | - | - | 7 |
| 21/02/10 | Swan and Speedos | 3-3 | 3 | Yes | - | - | 7 |
| 14/02/10 | West End Wanderers | 11-4 | 6 | Yes | - | - | 7 |
| 07/02/10 | Favela Kings | 7-5 | 3 | - | - | - | 7 |
| 17/01/10 | Team Wang | 2-0 | - | - | - | - | 7 |
| 10/01/10 | Centrepoint FC | 9-5 | 4 | - | - | - | 7 |
| 10/01/10 | Swan and Speedos | 11-7 | 7 | - | - | - | 7 |
| 20/12/09 | Favela Kings | 10-0 | - | Yes | - | - | 7 |
| 20/12/09 | West End Wanderers | 15-6 | 6 | Yes | - | - | 7 |
| 13/12/09 | U.B.O.C. | 10-3 | 4 | - | - | - | 7 |
| 06/12/09 | Flat Back Four | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 6 |
| 29/11/09 | El Paso | 2-9 | - | - | - | - | 6 |
| 22/11/09 | Minety | 5-5 | 3 | Yes | - | - | 6 |
| 08/11/09 | Green Park | 3-3 | - | - | - | - | 6 |
| 01/11/09 | Team Wang | 7-7 | 3 | - | - | - | 6 |
| 18/10/09 | Flat Back Four | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 6 |
| 11/10/09 | El Paso | 5-3 | 2 | Yes | - | - | 6 |
| 04/10/09 | Minety | 4-8 | 2 | - | - | - | 6 |
| 20/09/09 | Green Park | 8-7 | 4 | - | - | - | 6 |
| 13/09/09 | Team Wang | 6-5 | 1 | - | - | - | 6 |
| 06/09/09 | VJJ | 6-4 | 1 | - | - | - | 6 |
| 30/08/09 | 5IVE | 12-10 | 4 | - | - | - | 5 |
| 23/08/09 | Frutti Di Mare | 3-5 | 2 | - | - | - | 5 |
| 19/07/09 | Green Park | 2-3 | 1 | - | - | - | 5 |
| 12/07/09 | Team Wang | 6-3 | 2 | - | - | - | 5 |
| 21/06/09 | Frutti Di Mare | 2-10 | - | - | - | - | 5 |
| 14/06/09 | Flat Back Four | 4-5 | 1 | - | - | - | 5 |
| 07/06/09 | Minety | 1-4 | 1 | - | - | - | 5 |
| 24/05/09 | Real So So Bad | 4-5 | 2 | - | - | - | 5 |
| 26/04/09 | U.B.O.C. | 6-7 | 6 | Yes | - | - | 4 |
| 29/03/09 | One Flew Into the Keepers Net | 3-8 | 2 | Yes | - | - | 4 |
| 22/03/09 | Dynamo Kebab | 4-6 | 1 | - | - | - | 4 |
| 01/03/09 | Real So So Bad | 5-8 | 1 | Yes | - | - | 4 |
| 22/02/09 | Green Park | 5-5 | 3 | - | - | - | 4 |
| 15/02/09 | Team Wang | 9-3 | 6 | - | - | - | 4 |
| 01/02/09 | Dynamo Kebab | 6-2 | 3 | Yes | - | - | 4 |
| 25/01/09 | El Paso | 3-6 | 2 | - | - | - | 4 |
| 18/01/09 | U.B.O.C. | 5-4 | 2 | - | - | - | 3 |
| 11/01/09 | It's Back | 2-18 | 2 | Yes | - | - | 3 |
| 04/01/09 | El Paso | 5-12 | 2 | Yes | - | - | 3 |
| 14/12/08 | Real So So Bad | 2-9 | 2 | Yes | - | - | 3 |
| 07/12/08 | Dynamo Kebab | 9-6 | 4 | - | - | - | 3 |
| 23/11/08 | It's Back | 3-6 | 1 | - | - | - | 3 |
| 16/11/08 | El Paso | 8-1 | 5 | Yes | - | - | 3 |
| 09/11/08 | One Flew Into the Keepers Net | 5-10 | 1 | - | - | - | 3 |
| 02/11/08 | Team Wang | 7-6 | 2 | - | - | - | 3 |
| 19/10/08 | Dynamo Kebab | 7-6 | 1 | - | - | - | 3 |
| 05/10/08 | YOH FC | 1-15 | - | - | - | - | 2 |
| 28/09/08 | Los Diablos | 4-7 | 1 | - | 1 | - | 2 |
| 07/09/08 | Real Ale Madrid | 9-3 | 2 | - | - | - | 2 |
| 31/08/08 | Rigford Sea-Hawks | 1-6 | 1 | Yes | - | - | 2 |
| 17/08/08 | YOH FC | 2-12 | 1 | - | - | - | 2 |
| 10/08/08 | Los Diablos | 4-10 | 2 | Yes | - | - | 2 |
| 20/07/08 | Matraquilhos FC | 5-6 | 2 | Yes | - | - | 2 |