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Known as the \"Beast of Baltimore\" to fans, Hinceman somehow boasts an unblemished disciplinary record, despite steamrollering his way through opponents every Sunday. To the delight of fans, Hinceman has an increasing appetite for onion.

Known as the \"Beast of Baltimore\" to fans, Hinceman somehow boasts an unblemished disciplinary record, despite steamrollering his way through opponents every Sunday. To the delight of fans, Hinceman has an increasing appetite for onion.
| Date ↓ | Opponent | Result | Goals | MOTM | Cautions | Dismissals | Season |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27/07/08 | Unsung Heroes | 0-10 | - | - | - | - | 2 |
| 10/08/08 | Los Diablos | 4-10 | - | - | - | - | 2 |
| 24/08/08 | Oceans 11 | 1-7 | 1 | Yes | - | - | 2 |
| 31/08/08 | Rigford Sea-Hawks | 1-6 | - | - | - | - | 2 |
| 07/09/08 | Real Ale Madrid | 9-3 | - | - | - | - | 2 |
| 14/09/08 | Unsung Heroes | 3-7 | - | - | - | - | 2 |
| 05/10/08 | YOH FC | 1-15 | - | - | - | - | 2 |
| 02/11/08 | Team Wang | 7-6 | 2 | Yes | - | - | 3 |
| 09/11/08 | One Flew Into the Keepers Net | 5-10 | - | Yes | - | - | 3 |
| 16/11/08 | El Paso | 8-1 | - | - | - | - | 3 |
| 23/11/08 | It's Back | 3-6 | - | - | - | - | 3 |
| 07/12/08 | Dynamo Kebab | 9-6 | - | Yes | - | - | 3 |
| 21/12/08 | Team Wang | 1-7 | - | - | - | - | 3 |
| 21/12/08 | One Flew Into the Keepers Net | 2-8 | - | Yes | - | - | 3 |
| 04/01/09 | El Paso | 5-12 | 2 | Yes | - | - | 3 |
| 11/01/09 | It's Back | 2-18 | - | Yes | - | - | 3 |
| 18/01/09 | U.B.O.C. | 5-4 | - | - | - | - | 3 |
| 25/01/09 | El Paso | 3-6 | 1 | Yes | - | - | 4 |
| 08/02/09 | One Flew Into the Keepers Net | 4-8 | 1 | - | - | - | 4 |
| 15/02/09 | Team Wang | 9-3 | - | - | - | - | 4 |
| 22/02/09 | Green Park | 5-5 | - | - | - | - | 4 |
| 01/03/09 | Real So So Bad | 5-8 | 2 | Yes | - | - | 4 |
| 08/03/09 | U.B.O.C. | 3-15 | - | - | - | - | 4 |
| 29/03/09 | One Flew Into the Keepers Net | 3-8 | - | - | - | - | 4 |
| 05/04/09 | Team Wang | 2-8 | - | Yes | - | - | 4 |
| 05/04/09 | Green Park | 4-13 | - | - | - | - | 4 |
| 19/04/09 | Real So So Bad | 1-7 | - | - | - | - | 4 |
| 26/04/09 | U.B.O.C. | 6-7 | - | - | - | - | 4 |
| 17/05/09 | Green Park | 1-9 | - | Yes | - | - | 5 |
| 31/05/09 | U.B.O.C. | 4-1 | - | - | - | - | 5 |
| 31/05/09 | VJJ | 2-2 | 1 | - | - | - | 5 |
| 07/06/09 | Minety | 1-4 | - | - | - | - | 5 |
| 14/06/09 | Flat Back Four | 4-5 | - | - | - | - | 5 |
| 16/08/09 | Flat Back Four | 3-3 | - | - | - | - | 5 |
| 13/09/09 | Team Wang | 6-5 | 3 | Yes | - | - | 6 |
| 27/09/09 | U.B.O.C. | 6-4 | - | - | - | - | 6 |
| 04/10/09 | Minety | 4-8 | - | - | - | - | 6 |
| 18/10/09 | Flat Back Four | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 6 |
| 25/10/09 | VJJ | 3-8 | - | - | - | - | 6 |
| 01/11/09 | Team Wang | 7-7 | - | - | - | - | 6 |
| 22/11/09 | Minety | 5-5 | - | Yes | - | - | 6 |
| 29/11/09 | El Paso | 2-9 | - | Yes | - | - | 6 |
| 20/12/09 | West End Wanderers | 15-6 | 1 | - | - | - | 7 |
| 20/12/09 | Favela Kings | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 7 |
| 31/01/10 | U.B.O.C. | 4-8 | - | - | - | - | 7 |
| 14/02/10 | West End Wanderers | 11-4 | 1 | - | - | - | 7 |
| 21/02/10 | Swan and Speedos | 3-3 | - | - | - | - | 7 |
| 28/02/10 | Centrepoint FC | 12-5 | 2 | - | - | - | 7 |
| 07/03/10 | Team Wang | 4-2 | - | Yes | - | - | 7 |
| 21/03/10 | Fuel Customer Priority | 3-6 | 1 | - | - | - | 8 |
| 28/03/10 | Boundary FC | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 8 |
| 28/03/10 | Static Data | 2-9 | - | - | - | - | 8 |
| 18/04/10 | El Paso | 5-3 | 1 | - | - | - | 8 |
| 25/04/10 | Bayer Munch 'Em | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 8 |
| 16/05/10 | 5IVE | 2-6 | - | Yes | - | - | 8 |
| 23/05/10 | Fuel Customer Priority | 2-9 | - | - | - | - | 8 |
| 30/05/10 | Boundary FC | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 8 |
| 13/06/10 | U.B.O.C. | 4-10 | - | - | - | - | 8 |
| 20/06/10 | El Paso | 7-10 | - | - | - | - | 8 |
| 05/07/10 | One Flew Into the Keepers Net | 7-3 | - | - | - | - | 8 |
| 01/08/10 | El Paso | 9-7 | - | Yes | - | - | 9 |
| 15/08/10 | R.I.P Hull City FC | 4-9 | 1 | - | - | - | 9 |
| 22/08/10 | Static Data | 8-6 | - | - | - | - | 9 |
| 12/09/10 | One Flew Into the Keepers Net | 4-10 | 1 | Yes | - | - | 9 |
| 19/09/10 | 5IVE | 3-11 | - | - | - | - | 9 |
| 10/10/10 | It's Back | 2-11 | - | - | - | - | 9 |
| 31/10/10 | U.B.O.C. | 4-7 | - | - | - | - | 9 |
| 07/11/10 | Albannach | 10-13 | - | Yes | - | - | 9 |
| 14/11/10 | One Flew Into the Keepers Net | 0-10 | - | - | - | - | 9 |
| 28/11/10 | Tama Kelly | 2-8 | - | Yes | 1 | - | 10 |
| 05/12/10 | VJJ | 8-10 | - | - | - | - | 10 |
| 16/01/11 | Tama Kelly | 6-6 | 1 | - | - | - | 10 |
| 30/01/11 | To Be Confirmed | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 10 |
| 06/02/11 | Albannach | 10-0 | - | - | - | - | 10 |
| 13/02/11 | Team Wang | 3-3 | 2 | - | - | - | 10 |
| 20/02/11 | Plough and Horses | 7-6 | 1 | - | - | - | 10 |
| 27/02/11 | El Paso | 7-6 | 1 | - | - | - | 10 |
| 11/09/11 | Internazionale Peckham | 8-7 | 1 | Yes | - | - | 12 |
| 13/05/12 | AC Slater | 6-11 | 1 | - | - | - | 14 |
| 10/11/13 | New Cross Bed Fools | 3-16 | - | - | - | - | 19 |
| 14/09/14 | Mangal 2 | 14-4 | 1 | - | - | - | 22 |
| 11/03/18 | Xmus Jaxon Flaxon | 9-11 | - | - | - | - | 36 |