M. Hawkins

M. Hawkins
Squad number: 3
Country: GB
Age: 49
Approx. height (cm): 185
Approx. weight (kg): 80
Debut: 18/05/08
Last match: 11/03/18
Appearances: 118
Wins: 48
Losses: 64
Draws: 6
Goals: 28
Man of the match: 27

Profile

As author of the definitive guide to hand sheath wearing, Hawkins' reputation precedes him, albeit only within a 12ft radius.\r\n\r\nEnjoys the occasional stint outfield, where his trademark \"leg helicopter\" tactic endears him to opponents.

Appearances

Date ↓OpponentResultGoalsMOTMCautionsDismissalsSeason
18/05/08Sugary Teas2-7----1
25/05/08One Flew Into the Keepers Net5-71---1
01/06/08Rigford Sea-Hawks2-4----1
08/06/08Belarussian Domination5-8----1
22/06/08FC Mackenhegan7-1----1
29/06/08Unsung Heroes2-5-Yes--1
29/06/08Sugary Teas5-141---1
06/07/08Oceans 111-14-Yes--2
13/07/08Rigford Sea-Hawks2-10----2
20/07/08Matraquilhos FC5-6-Yes--2
27/07/08Unsung Heroes0-10----2
10/08/08Los Diablos4-10----2
17/08/08YOH FC2-12-Yes--2
31/08/08Rigford Sea-Hawks1-6----2
07/09/08Real Ale Madrid9-3----2
21/09/08Green Park3-4-Yes--2
28/09/08Los Diablos4-72Yes--2
26/10/08Real So So Bad6-13----3
02/11/08Team Wang7-6----3
16/11/08El Paso8-1----3
23/11/08It's Back3-6-Yes--3
07/12/08Dynamo Kebab9-6----3
14/12/08Real So So Bad2-9----3
21/12/08Team Wang1-7----3
21/12/08One Flew Into the Keepers Net2-8----3
11/01/09It's Back2-18----3
18/01/09U.B.O.C.5-4----3
25/01/09El Paso3-6----4
01/02/09Dynamo Kebab6-2----4
08/02/09One Flew Into the Keepers Net4-8-Yes--4
22/02/09Green Park5-5-Yes--4
01/03/09Real So So Bad5-8----4
08/03/09U.B.O.C.3-151Yes--4
22/03/09Dynamo Kebab4-6-Yes--4
29/03/09One Flew Into the Keepers Net3-8----4
05/04/09Team Wang2-8-Yes--4
05/04/09Green Park4-13----4
19/04/09Real So So Bad1-7----4
26/04/09U.B.O.C.6-7----4
10/05/09Team Wang10-3----5
24/05/09Real So So Bad4-5----5
31/05/09U.B.O.C.4-1----5
31/05/09VJJ2-2-Yes--5
07/06/09Minety1-4----5
14/06/09Flat Back Four4-5----5
28/06/095IVE4-7-Yes--5
12/07/09Team Wang6-3----5
19/07/09Green Park2-3----5
09/08/09Minety2-7-Yes--5
23/08/09Frutti Di Mare3-5----5
30/08/095IVE12-10----5
13/09/09Team Wang6-5----6
20/09/09Green Park8-7----6
27/09/09U.B.O.C.6-4----6
15/11/09U.B.O.C.2-3-Yes--6
22/11/09Minety5-5----6
06/12/09Flat Back Four10-0----6
13/12/09U.B.O.C.10-3----7
10/01/10Swan and Speedos11-7----7
10/01/10Centrepoint FC9-5----7
17/01/10Team Wang2-0----7
14/02/10West End Wanderers11-4----7
14/03/10Static Data0-10----7
28/03/10Boundary FC10-0----8
28/03/10Static Data2-9-Yes--8
11/04/10U.B.O.C.6-4----8
06/06/10Static Data5-15-Yes--8
20/06/10El Paso7-10----8
05/07/10One Flew Into the Keepers Net7-33Yes--8
18/07/105IVE4-21---8
01/08/10El Paso9-7----9
29/08/10U.B.O.C.5-6----9
10/10/10It's Back2-11----9
24/10/10Static Data3-10----9
07/11/10Albannach10-132Yes--9
28/11/10Tama Kelly2-81Yes1-10
05/12/10Team Wang1-1-Yes--10
05/12/10VJJ8-103---10
16/01/11Tama Kelly6-6----10
13/02/11Team Wang3-3--1-10
13/03/11Plough and Horses10-0----11
27/03/11U.B.O.C.3-51---11
10/04/11Internazionale Peckham4-6----11
28/08/11AC Slater2-71Yes--12
11/09/11Internazionale Peckham8-72---12
09/10/11Real Galette6-71---13
23/10/11West End Wanderers7-9----13
21/11/11AC Slater5-91---13
04/12/11Team Wang5-3-Yes--13
15/01/12P&H Athletic10-4----14
26/02/12Sons Of A Pitch5-9----14
11/03/12AC Slater8-101---14
25/03/12Five Rivers10-8----14
17/06/12Liquid Football7-13----15
01/07/12West End Wanderers12-4----15
05/08/12Real Masson9-7----16
23/09/12Albannach Mk II5-4----16
21/10/12Columbia YC FC6-7----16
05/11/12ABCDE FC13-0----16
18/11/12NWR Victoria FC10-0----16
10/02/13Marlborough & Friends10-8----17
24/02/13Albannach12-8--1-17
07/04/13Disco Ninjas8-6----17
02/06/13U.B.O.C.11-41---18
30/06/13Grim Reapers7-2----18
28/07/13Poal Town4-6----18
11/08/13FC Copenbadly10-0----18
06/10/13The One And Only Szczesny Hawks5-61---19
17/11/13Five Rivers12-8-Yes--19
12/01/14Recreativa Athletic Club de Football10-71---20
26/01/14Real Galette7-6----20
09/02/14Five Rivers5-4-Yes--20
09/03/14S.E-Mens-V10-81---20
23/03/14Smack My Pitch Up9-71---20
06/04/14Real Galette8-6-Yes--21
16/11/14The One And Only Szczesny Hawks2-11--1-23
12/07/15LGS (Re)United5-91---25
11/03/18Xmus Jaxon Flaxon9-11----36